Internet is on the horizon! All of this back-and-forth nonsense will hopefully stop today because I have a two-hour window on the books later this morning for our internet to be installed. Heck yes!
And speaking of internet, yesterday I randomly saw an article that featured a list of hilarious Wi-Fi names. I kind of want to adopt one of them for our new network!
Some of my favorites:
- Abraham Linksys
- The LAN Before Time (<—Memories!! Littlefoot, Petrie, Spike, Ducky, Cera! Love.)
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
- FBI Surveillance Van #594
- Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
- Bill Clinternet
So creative! I don’t know why things like this amuse me so much, but they do. Ryan sneakily named our previous network “Julie’s Hot Body” to embarrass me and it totally worked. It was the worst when we’d have guests over and they’d want to connect to our internet and I had to tell them that name. Now that I’m in charge of internet installation, I’m a little tempted to get him back…
Workout + Breakfast
Today’s workout was another Pure Barre burner with one of my favorite teachers. I followed the class with a hot bowl of oatmeal that I made with apple cinnamon Chex oatmeal, milk, pumpkin pie spice and my last sample packet of About Time cake batter protein powder that I got from the IDEAWorld expo.
I’m ruling that protein powder out of any future smoothies or meals. It just is not for me.
I followed breakfast up with a cappuccino from a local coffee shop since I needed to use their Wi-Fi.
Now I’m headed back home to meet the internet installation guy! Hope you guys have a great day!
Question of the Morning
- What are some of the funny/creative Wi-Fi network names you’ve encountered?
I once saw one simply called “Mr. Miyagi” which I thought was awesome. Karate Kid!
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Our current wifi name is winternet is coming from GOT
mine is not creative but so random….tiger lol
I am not a huge fan of protein powder. I never like the after taste, always chalky or not good? Have you tried any that do not have that…maybe its just me lol
Hahaha, those are all so great. And kudos to Ryan for your unique Wi-Fi name. Awesome! The LAN before time might be fav from that list, just because it brings back memories. Littlefoot! 🙂
Haha that cracks me up– you should totally get him back.
Ours currently is “How I Met Your Wifi,” which is a nice little homage to my boyfriend’s obsession with that show. 🙂
Always, Anita
I love it when I come across fun wifi names! Our’s is “1.21 Gigawatts”. It’s a Back to the Future reference. 🙂
There is one in my neighbourhood that is named “STILL SITTING HERE WAITING IN CRAWLING WIFI HELL”
Hmmmm….how about “Sadie love me best”? ?????
My home wifi is called Pterodactyl Deluxe. Because pterodactyls are awesome (and also remind me of Petrie!) and adding “deluxe” to anything makes it more awesome.
My brother named his “The LAN Before Time” as well!!! Someone at my apartment complex has “Don’t Make Me Sing” from the Kristen Wiig SNL skit and it cracks me up every time I see it!
Love the funny Wi-Fi names! I just encountered someone using the FBI surveillance van one today!, and I was a little freaked out until I read this, what a coincidence!…I also love all the recipes you post, I have a blog as well if anyone wants a yummy pumpkin white chocolate snicker doodle recipe visit my blog! blissfullylively.com 🙂
Talk about PUNNY jokes!
Such creative internet names! Ours is names BS Internet – either for Brandon & Shelly or bullsh*t… you pick. 🙂 To keep it in perspective, we like to say we’re a whole lotta BS. Yep, huge nerds.
My husband and I live in a decent condo complex but have some shady neighbors that live a few doors down (obviously dealing drugs from their apartment) so we used the FBI Surveillance Van Wi-Fi name to freak them out. It seems to have worked because a year or so later we found out they had been asking around to see whoseWi-Fi network it was.
Omg, those names are the best! I once had a neighbor whose wifi name was something along the lines of “bring vodka to apt. ##.” 😉
One of my neighbors has “NACHO wifi”. Makes me giggle every time.
I may have to steal this. So good!
My husband named our wi-fi network “poop” years ago. He still thinks it’s hilarious…men are just so mature! : )
Hahaha I looove the Pretty Fly one!
I live in a highly populated city area so generally see many “wifi” names when I log in. At one point I had a neighbor (don’t know which one) who apparently named theirs “nice t*ts you got their honey”. 6 mo later I had another separate account that said “my a** ain’t half bad either”. Gotta love it …. 🙂
Ours is This LAN is Your LAN
It is so funny that you brought this up! I was recently outside a store, looking to see if I could find a local wifi connection, and came across one with the name “FBI Surveillance Van #1”. Too funny:)
Omg, my husband loves coming up with wacky names. Oh and don’t worry….if you try to get Ryan back, you know that you can easily change the router/network name, right? Be careful…..
My brother and his roommate named theirs “pump palace” and my husband likes naming after movies and recently named one “virus detected”. Ha!
Our wifi for the last couple years has been “Router? I just met her!” I’m proud to take credit for that one…
So great!
Too funny! In college, my male roommate named ours “WillConnect4Beer” .. the password? “Cheesecake.” Haha. Congrats on making progress in your new home!
Just recently I was out with some friends at a bar and the wifi name that came up was WePissInDrinks. Gross, but funny all at the same time. I’d have to say that was my last drink of the night at that place.
My brother’s is “wireless virus.”.. Everyone is scared to connect to it haha
Haha! I’ve never spotted any funny ones before. Ours is very boring and just ‘~M.’ I’m tempted to change it to a funny one now though!
Best idea came from the guys who lived below me in my last apartment: Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi!!!! Still cracks up every time I think of it.
My boyfriend and I have a dog named Jack, so everything computer related has his name in it! The WiFi is “Jack’s WiFi” and the password is “BlackJack.” Then when we bought an iMac together last year, we registered it to Jack’s name (Jack The Dog) and made the company for Microsoft Office “Jack’s Bone Factory.” The password to log onto the computer is now “milkbones,” though we change it periodically to things like “squeaktoy” and “goforawalk.” Haha! We are obsessed.
The best one i’ve come across was “Hide yo kids hide yo wifi” Made me rewatch this catch video several times 🙂
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=hide%20your%20kids
I saw someone name theirs that too! Love it!
My old neighbors in boston were incredibly loud while having, ahem, private time. Our neighbors across the hall could hear them too so one day I saw the newest wifi addition “we can hear you having sex”. I died!
I loved the Land Before Time movies … brings back memories. Those were very funny WiFi names!
In college my roommates and I had “Booze O’Clock” as our wifi network name. Soooo mature…
And a couple of weeks ago I was looking up directions on my phone and possible wifi connections popped up. One was “#YOLOSWAG420” I hope I never meet the person who named it…
Our wifi name is access denied. It always makes me laugh.
My neighbors wifi was “milk was a bad choice” and I got a kick out of that one.
One time my friend and I were in Boston walking around and she was trying to get wifi and one of the networks that came up was “Lick my balls” we were hysterically laughing! who would name their wifi THAT!!!!
Mine is Don’t Steal My Internet! When I bought the router years ago, it was when I was waiting for cable to get installed and was hoping I could get onto someone else’s network, but everyone’s was locked. I showed them…
We live at the tip of Texas, within a mere mile of the boarder as the crow flies (ya gotta do a lot of swimming to actually reach us) and my husband came up with “Homeland Security Drone” as our wifi name.
My favorite wi-fi name I have seen was “Hide yo kids, hide yo wi-fi”. Belongs to one of our neighbors, don’t know who but it sure is funny! 🙂